September 2009
32 posts
“Fat girls are tighter.”
– Context: Island gurl sharing some of her philosophical musings on life.
“me: i think my sisters want to celebrate our birthdays tomorrow
because...”
– context: birthdays are the best time of the year
“Your beard covers up your ugly face. You should grow it so it covers the entire...”
– Context: My beard is a metaphorical paper bag?
“Am I your beard? Beard=cover to society that you are not gay?”
– Context: Beards and Sexuality, interrelated?
“Island Gurl: “Why do you have brown fever as your status?”
me: I...”
– Context: Someone logged into my gmail and changed my status
“Happy Native American celebration day!”
– Context: Native Americans need their own month too.
“Merry Xmas! Hope you celebrate the fake birth of Jesus by shoving a crucifix in...”
– Context: Seasons Greetings!
“Are you dropping the big brown bomb on porcelain city? Guys probably think you...”
– Context: Trying to lighten the load ;)
“Skeet skeet on no internet and cable. I am going to Ian Curtis it.”
– Context: Fat slutty roommate had no $$$ to pay the cable bill.
“Pig-dog is being a nig**r/real brat. I beat him with the broom real good.”
– Context: Pug abuse
“Skeet skeet on your dollar saver!”
– Context: Me trying to save some $$$
“Skeet skeet on this relationship, it’s over!”
“Skeet skeet on your meatball sandwich, you tomato eating bastard!!”
– Context: $5 meatball sandwich from Subway.
“Skeet skeet on you hanging up on me! You are the white devil.”
– Context: The signal dropped out.
“Let’s study at the beach today my favorite bro.”
– Context: Island girls have a hard time staying away from the beach.
“Pooping on campus is hard. How do you do it? Yea this message is super...”
– Context: Butthole pleasures.
“I am going to invent coffee with a dash of coke in it and sell it to the...”
– Context: Innovative ideas?
“Skeet skeet on your headphones. Do they block out the sound of fat gurl’s...”
– Context: Fat slutty roommate who likes to bang guys she meets on internet dating sites.
“Skeet Skeet on your dong wanting ways.”
– Context: Apparently I wanted some dong?
“What if I ran my entire business from my phone? Should you skeet skeet on me?”
– Context: That Tom’s bro that runs his entire business from his PHONE.
“fggt:alt bro
Bigot: Zjean Michael
Skeet Skeet: Guido delight”
– Context: Studying analogies for the GRE, pick the best answer bro.
“I will just eat my mucus then, asshole white man who takes everything!”
– Context: I ate all her pina colada yogurt.
“Was the cbest a test that you take to prove you are not retarded?”
– Context: I took the CBEST.
“I just heard you fart! It echoed against the chair! good job”
– Context: I farted.
“Gotta be ready to chase down all da bro h8ers. If only you could cure da h8...”
– Context: Why do bro’s wear running shoes all of the time?
“Skeet skeet on your muthafuckin face niggah”
– Context: I miss you?
“Hello babe! Hope you are having a fab day even though prop 8 passed!”
– Context: A reocurring quotidian theme
“Will you be mad if I cooked and ate pig-dog?”
– Context: Hungry Filipina Island Girl
“Skeet skeet on your face. I am only dating you to improve my minority social...”
– Context: Brown people are lazy.
“You are a racist asshole. I am sorry my skin is not pale and my hair is not...”
– Context: I took the leftover beef for lunch without asking.
“I’m going to move to San Francisco and get a new cool boyfriend. You can...”
“You had an awful time in Sweden because you still liked your cunt of an...”